WWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! [15 Jan 2005|11:19pm] [ mood | confused ] [ music | Rocket Summer <3 ] Crazy night this has been. My other LJ name is so not working........so I have to use this one until then. but i've been having MAJOR withdrawls.....it was bad. I was going MySpace crazy.....i hate that thing. It made me miss LJ SOOOOOOOO much. oh man. well it's good to be back. im going out to a late movie now. it's a mess. WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING?!?! I have no idea. oh no. love ]

[14 Mar 2004|11:00am] [ music | Paul McCartney - Maybe I'm Amazed ] there's a new journal...it's friends only....if you can find it, comment and i'll prob. add you. good luck. [ 4 left love ]

[02 Mar 2004|03:40pm] You don't deserve to know anymore. This is over. Goodbye. love ]

Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey [25 Nov 2002|02:56pm] #371: Probably one of the main problems with owning a robot is when you want him to go out in the snow to get the paper, he doesn't want to go because it's so cold, so you have to get out your whip and start whipping him, and the kids start crying, and oh why did I ever get this stupid robot? #256: I wish I had a dollar for every time I spent a dollar, because then, yahoo!, I'd have all my money back. #203: If your friend is already dead, and being eaten by vultures, I think it's okay to feed some bits of your friend to one of the vultures, to teach him to do some tricks. But only if you're serious about adopting the vulture. #123: Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait. Not me, you. #458: One weird thing that happened to me was one time I was in a plane that was landing and I suddenly stood up and yelled, "The plane's going to crash! The plane's going to crash!" The stewardess told me to sit down and be quiet, so I did. The plane landed okay, but as we were all going to get our bags, I started yelling, "Our bags aren't going to be there! They're not gonna be there!" But they were, even Strappy. So I rented one of those metal carts to put your bags on, and guess that happened? I crashed into another guy's cart. So that's pretty weird, isn't it? #283: Probably the saddest thing you'll ever see is a mosquito sucking on a mummy. Forget it, little friend. love ]

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